Women’s Day….

Woe – men’s Day!

The whole world full of men and women love to dedicate a full day to the woman. I feel it is very magnanimous on the part of all humanity to keep one day out of the 365 days as women’s day. WE, the women, literally strut ourselves and feel blessed on this day. All the TV channels show women oriented programs based on health, life, profession etc. We are shown, on this one day, that the woman, the progenitor, is a very important factor of the existence on this planet. A special day for the special woman of our lives!

Then I wonder what about other days?

As I have seen, the life of the average everyday woman is as goes. Every day, early in the morning, she gets up to ready her family for the day. The breakfast, the tiffins, the lunches till dinner time – she is the master chef. And then nowadays, she also has to earn for herself and the family. Now she is the co-contributor of assets for the family. So in the office, she works hard. Ok, so there are exceptions…
But then 95% of the female staff really work hard. Then comes evening, again she dons the apron and picks up the knife. And later, after all the cleaning is done, she turns into a siren of love for the man of her life. Yes, she needs only one day to be celebrated.
She is incomprehensible and in coherent and most of the time talks of irrelevant things, I have heard the intelligent men complain. Whether it is her time of the month or not, she is so full of complains and whining, not to mention her tears which are so cheap, they flow at the drop of a hat. She is impractical, of course she is. Just look at her juggling all the many lives she leads for others. Yet when she does think of herself, she becomes the selfish bitch. She is weak and needs help most of the times. Why can’t she think for herself? Women!! She is no doubt given the right title of being ‘the better half’.

And it is right that she is celebrated only once a year, other wise it would all go to her head, then who would look after the mundane day to day requirements of the family? She would develop an ego and self respect to match a man, and then the poor world be thrown out of gear. We would miss out on all the heroes. How? Well they wouldn’t have anybody to save and be the hero. The woman would be free and that would really be dangerous. She would be able to control her own future and that is unimaginable and disastrous. As we all know, in this 21st century she has already begun doing all these things and the world order has come in danger. So now to appease her we will celebrate ONE day as her day and keep the world peace out of danger.